Piroshky Piroshky is a super popular Russian bakery located in Pike Place Market and they specialize in, well, piroshki. Don’t know what a pirozhok is? Then you’re an ignoramus, just like me. Apparently they’re stuffed Russian buns. No, not like that, you pervert. Get your mind out of the gutter. The one I had happened to be filled with meat and cheese. You can get yours with something else if you’re into that kind of thing. And I know you are. Stuffed Russian buns. Pfft. You might as well skip the pirozhok and head to the strip club around the corner. Wait, there’s a strip club around the corner? I, uh, have to go. A completely unrelated and non-perverted emergency has come up.
Beef and Cheese Piroshky
If you’re looking for a quick and delicious snack, get this right here. If you’re looking for me, I’ll be at the strip club around the corner. I mean, uh, at an orphanage. Helping orphans.
1908 Pike Pl
(between Western Ave & Virginia St)
Seattle, WA 98101