Melbourne, Australia / 09.28.2017

MoVida Bar de Tapas

Continuing my trend of being the world’s worst food blogger, here’s another review from a restaurant I went to back in 2015. MoVida Bar de Tapas is a popular tapas bar in Melbourne, Australia. Or at least it was back in 2015. Maybe their head... Continue

Melbourne, Australia / 03.16.2017

American Doughnut Kitchen

American Doughnut Kitchen is a donut stand operating out of Queen Victoria Market in Melbourne, Australia. They serve the donuts out of a 1950s era bus, though I’m not sure if they’re actually mobile or if they just park it there permanently. The donuts look... Continue

Melbourne, Australia / 03.12.2017

Dukes Coffee Roasters

Dukes Coffee Roasters in Melbourne, Australia. If I recall correctly, there were a lot of Asian tourists in here. That’s not meant to be a racist remark or anything, just something I noticed. I suspect this place must have showed up on a travel guide... Continue

Melbourne, Australia / 03.10.2017

Manchester Press

Manchester Press in Melbourne, Australia. Look at that latte art. Even if it wasn’t the best food or coffee I’ve ever had, the latte art alone makes this place worth a visit. Unless my latte art happened to be made special just for me. I... Continue

Melbourne, Australia / 03.08.2017


Cookie is a popular Thai restaurant in Melbourne, though not as popular as Chin Chin, the other really popular Thai restaurant in Melbourne. I don’t remember how I ended up here, but I think it was by the recommendation of a bartender. Or a barista.... Continue

Melbourne, Australia / 01.30.2017

Brother Baba Budan

Brother Baba Budan has chairs on the ceiling. You can’t use them unless you’re Spider-Man, but I guarantee it’ll be the first thing you notice when you walk in. It’s also ironic, since the coffee shop is small and there’s not a lot of places... Continue

New York, NY / 01.12.2017

ABC Kitchen

If you’re a fancy beautiful person and you like to look at other fancy beautiful people, I’d recommend getting food at Jean-George’s ABC Kitchen in Manhattan. The space’s aesthetic is farm-to-table meets the Hampton’s mixed with fair trade and consciously sourced and other very fancy... Continue

Newport Beach, CA / 12.12.2016

Kit Coffee

Anybody who knows me knows I love coffee and coffee shops. They also know I’m incredibly good looking and probably the greatest lover on Earth. Maybe the greatest lover to have ever lived. You know what, let’s forget the review and just focus on how... Continue

Collingwood, Australia / 12.05.2016

Proud Mary

Proud Mary isn’t really in Melbourne proper. It’s nestled in a business district in nearby Collingwood, but it’s also super delicious and worth the trek out. Apparently they started out as one of the first cool warehouse style cafes in Melbourne, and now they’re a... Continue

Melbourne, Australia / 11.28.2016

The League of Honest Coffee

Honestly, I don’t remember a lot about The League of Honest Coffee. I spent my time in Melbourne googling the best coffee shops in the city, and this happened to be on the list. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), Melbourne... Continue