I’m honestly not sure what qualifies this food truck to be called Sexy Burger. No offense to the workers, but neither they nor the burgers were particularly sexy. Delicious, perhaps, but definitely not sexy. Unless somebody wants to be sued for false advertising, I’d suggest a certain food truck start dressing their burgers in revealing lingerie. What’s that? You don’t like the idea of finding a thong in your burger? Pfft. Next you’ll be telling me putting fake eyelashes and makeup on the bun is a stupid idea as well.
Cowgirl (swiss, bacon, onion rings, BBQ sauce) – Just like The Tailgate Truck’s Western Swiss Burger, this tasted like a refined version of a Carl’s Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger, only juicier and more tender. Which means it was good, just not very original. And that makes me sad. I’ve eaten so many food truck burgers now that I can’t even tell them apart anymore. They’re all pretty good, but they’re supposed to be, since if you manage to screw up a hamburger then you probably suck at cooking and shouldn’t be doing it professionally. I just wish one of these food trucks actually tried something crazy and gave me something memorable. You know, like replace the bun with a live fish or something.