The Hat isn’t the kind of place you frequent on a daily basis. Unless you’re attempting suicide by gluttony, in which case, yeah, this is your place. They claim ‘World Famous Pastrami’ and while I can neither confirm nor deny that statement, I can say that their pastrami is delicious, their fries are huge, and at the end of the meal odds are you’re gonna feel like you need to see a doctor. In a good way.
Chili Fries – This isn’t meant for one person. Or if it is, I’d like to shake the hand of that person, because odds are they’re fattest fatty that ever fatted. With their fat. Look, this thing is huge. And topped with chili and cheese, it’s even huger. Like my penis, which I also occasionally top with chili and cheese. Don’t judge me.
Pastrami Dip – Moist and delicious, although I wouldn’t mind a little more mustard. And by a little more mustard I mean a lot more mustard. Dripping. That’s how I like my pastrami. Either that, or soaked in meat juice. Or both. Sure, you could just add your own mustard, but I’m lazy. I can’t be bothered to open mustard packets and squeeze. That’s too much work. I mean, squeezing packets of mustard? What am I, a professional athlete?
The Hat
23641 Rockfield Blvd
Lake Forest, CA 92630
(949) 586-9200
