The Burnt Truck


Another food truck, another truck that serves food. Wait, what? Ah yes, the Burnt Truck. It's black, see? And that makes it look like it's burnt. Get it? Eh? Get it? Anyways, I guess this place is known for its sliders. They had a special which was some sort of pot pie, but I can't remember what kind it was so clearly it wasn't that memorable. Just stick with the sliders. And be sure to add a quail egg because nothing makes a tiny little burger better than a tiny little egg. And notice how I mentioned that they're tiny? Well they are. I'd recommend getting two or three. For you, not me. For me I need like five. Hundred. Because I eat like a man! Yeah! LOUD GRUNTING MAN NOISES!


Cheeseburger (angus beef, american cheese, grilled onions, avocado spread)


Fried Chicken (buttermilk fried chicken, garlic potato spread, country gravy)


Some sort of pot pie. Pork? Beef? Raccoon? The world may never know.